ViceZilla’s Views

A man in St. Petersburg, Florida was so distraught about the possibility he would be homeless in the near future, he hatched a plan.
His plan was to rob a bank. Unfortunately he forgot to take into account that sooner or later he would be caught. In his case, it was sooner.

Police quickly tracked him down less than a week after he robbed a Bank of America branch, citing the suspect made several mistakes that led to his arrest. This shouldn’t come as a surprise as most ’spur of the moment’ criminals lack any kind of sophistication to plan their heist effectively.

On the plus side, he won’t have to worry about being homeless for a while. 5 to 10 years in a federal prison for armed robbery should put his mind at ease. And after he gets out, his criminal record will look really good to a prospective employer looking to hire a hard working, honest employee.

Yes, he sure did think his plan through real good. His mother must be so proud of him!

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