Bush Announces Iraq Exit Strategy: ‘We’ll Go Through Iran’

Washington, DC “I’m pleased to announce that the Department of Defense and I have formulated a plan for a speedy withdrawal of U.S. troops from Iraq,” Bush announced Monday morning. “We’ll just go through Iran.”

No, it hasn’t been announced, and it’s not an attempt as an April Fools joke either. It’s from the Onion, America’s Finest News Source. The Onion is not exactly the finest news source, but they are the funniest. Today’s edition of the Onion leaves one wondering if they had inside information, because I could see this happening!

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