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Poor Larry. He’s not sure what hand his wedding ring is on, but when he uses a public washroom he sure like to tidy up while doing his business!

Some interesting tidbits from the transcript of the interview between the arresting officer and Larry Craig.

Officer: Okay
Craig: I sit down, um, to go to the bathroom and ah, you said our feet bumped. I believe they did, ah, because I reached down and scooted over and um, the next thing I knew, under the bathroom divider comes a card that says Police. Now, um, (sigh) that’s about as far as I can take it. I don’t know of anything else. Ah, your foot came toward mine, mine came towards yours, was that natural? I don’t know. Did we bump? Yes, I think we did. You said so. I don’t disagree with that.

Officer: Um, you you’re skipping some parts here, but what what about your hand?
Craig: What about it? I reached down, my foot like this. There was a piece of paper on the floor, I picked it up.

First of all, who the hell has to “scoot” to sit on the toilet? I thought it was an aiming thing when one sits down on the toilet!
Secondly, who the hell picks ANYTHING up off the floor of a public bathroom, let alone a piece of paper?

Larry should have realized that he was digging himself a deeper hole and gave up.

Larry Craig, like Paul Wolfowitz is another politician who believes he has done nothing wrong and will attempt to keep his job by any means possible. One other thing; read the transcript and take note of how many times Craig says “I don’t recall.” Seem familiar?
It must be rule number one in the Loyal Bushie scandal handbook of always replying to a question with “I don’t recall!”

Good luck to you Larry when the next election roles around!

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