2008 January | ViceZilla's Views

Husband runs into Wife at Brothel. OOPS!

Imagine the shock of visiting the local brothel and finding your wife is an employee of said house of ill-repute! Now imagine the shock of finding your husband as being a client of your employer!

This is exactly what happened to a dysfunctional Polish couple today. “I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming,” the husband told the newspaper Wednesday. The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing.

No shit! I would think that as soon as the husband started visiting the local brothel, the marriage was pretty much over. On the other hand, as soon as the wife started selling her wares at the same brothel, the marriage was also over. Too bad it took these two morons to meet each other face to face in a brothel to realize their marriage was a charade!

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Japanese call Aussies Racist! Vice calls Japanese Hypocrites

Vice is angry! Vice is pissed! Vice is baffled that there is still an abundance of overtly stupid people wasting our precious air!

The Japanese Whaling Industry has forgotten the golden rule of “those who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.” They have released a video accusing Australia of being a racist nation because it opposes Japan’s “scientific whaling” charade. The video shows graphic images of dingoes and kangaroos being violently killed by Australian rednecks. Big news scoop here folks! Rednecks in every corner of every country in the world do fucked up things for fucked up reasons! Just ask Michael Vick! Does this make it right? Hell no, and it sure as hell doesn’t make Japan’s scientific whaling claim float either! Stupid hypocrites!!!

If Japanese treatment of animals is so noble and Australia’s is so bad, then maybe the Japanese can explain their penchant for their senseless, cruel and inhumane dolphin slaughter? Or how about their love of eating Sashimi, where the fish is still alive while they eat it? Check it out here. Note the glee and joy in the voices of the soon to be connoisseurs of the fish as they take great joy in watching the fish take it’s last gasps of air? Who’s the hypocritical racist now?

None of it is right. Animal cruelty is disgusting. But what makes it worse is when one side says “my animal cruelty is justified, and yours is not.” F——g hypocrites!