And How Would You Like That Penis Done, Sir?

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And How Would You Like That Penis Done, Sir?

Posted on April 27th, 2008 by vicezilla

The Chinese are at it again! Rather than relying on the “ol’ Blue Pill remedy,” Chinese restaurants are trying to lure male customers into their establishments by serving a variety of penis dishes.
A 20 year old waitress that works at the Guolizhuang Restaurant in Beijing made these claims:

“For thousands of years, Chinese medicine has used animal penises to cure kidney and erection problems. But if you want something that works faster, we have a wine that contains extracts of heart, penis and blood from a deer,” she added. “That has an effect within 30 minutes.”

To earn the right to eat the genitalia from such endangered species, one must first apply for a special membership card and be ready to pay handsomely.

And we wonder why some species are going extinct! Slaughtering an animal for its penis because of the belief that it will improve the sex lives of the people who eat it. Get with the times people, take the blue pill like everybody else if you can’t get it up! Leave the god damned animals and their penises alone!