ViceZilla’s Views

If Hollywood ’stars’ are threatening to leave the country, you know its election time again. How many times have we heard in the past that if “politician so-and-so wins (or loses), I’m leaving the country,” as if their threats are intended to make us lose sleep at nights?

Well, its that time of year again when the so called Hollywood ’stars’ come out of the woodwork and try to make us believe that politics is their sole reason for being in the United States in the first place, and fame, fortune and the tons of money they make by playing dress-up is secondary. Enter stage left, Susan Sarandon who vows to leave the country if McCain wins by stating, “If McCain gets in, it’s going to be very, very dangerous.”

Give me a break! The past eight years of George W. Bush in the White House hasn’t made her leave yet, so why would another four years of his policies under McCain make any difference?

Are these ’stars’ who make these threats every four years so in need of attention, that the only way they feel they can get it is by putting themselves upon a pedestal and threatening to leave this country if they don’t get their way? Somebody should tell Ms. Sarandon that her threat has been tried many times before, and it doesn’t work!

How many ’stars’ threatened to leave the country if GW was re-elected in 2004, and how many actually made good on their threat promise? None. Zippo. Nada. They are all still here. Besides, if those that actually did leave, how many do you think would surrender their American passports, and renounce their citizenship? None. Zippo. Nada.

I wonder how many ‘fans’ of these ’stars’ actually consider these threats when making their decision in the polling booth? I’m willing to bet the number is extremely low. And for those that actually do change their votes because of these threats, well then its time to get out of your parents’ basement and realize that the country you live in is real, not a scripted movie.

And if Ms. Sarandon does move to Italy or Canada if McCain ends up winning the election, all I can say is goodbye and good luck. Don’t forget to leave your passport on the way out.

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A once loyal Bushie, former White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan decided he needed to seize the opportunity to make a boat load of cash by airing the White House’s dirty laundry.
Its amazing how these people tow the company line until its time to jump ship, then they spill the beans with all the dirt on their former employer’s evil doings. Where was his “conscience” while he was still in the White House? Ass-Hat.

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WTF is Hillary blabbering about? No, really! As she gone off the deep end for good? Why in the wide wide world of sports would she bring up Bobby Kennedy’s assassination as her reasoning for not dropping out of the Democratic race?

“My husband did not wrap up the nomination in 1992 until he won the California primary somewhere in the middle of June, right? We all remember Robert Kennedy was assassinated in June in California. I don’t understand it.”

Is she inferring that the only reason she isn’t giving up is because of the possibility that Obama may be assassinated? Is this, in her mind the only way she feels she will get the Democratic nomination is by sitting tight and waiting to see if anything happens to Obama? These words alone are disturbing enough, but given the fact that she said them in that context makes me question her mental thought process!

When a reporter asked her if she buys the argument that Democrats are seeking party unity, she again brought up Robert’s assassination.

“I don’t because I’ve been around long enough. My husband did not wrap up the nomination in 1992 until he won the California primary somewhere in the middle of June, right? We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June in California. I don’t understand it.”

This woman has lost her mind, finally! If she doesn’t have the balls to end this charade called the Clinton campaign, then the superdelegates need to man-up and end it for her! There needs to be a united superdelegate move to Obama’s side of the fence, to once and for all put an end to this kind of disgusting political rhetoric coming from Hillary’s yap!

Tags: 2008 Presidential Candidates by vicezilla
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Get the shovels out, because the amount of shit coming out of the Clinton camp lately is rising like the mighty Mississippi, and it is nearing our bottom lip of the American public! Their insanity is getting out of control!

Firstly, the question is asked, how can the Florida and Michigan delegates be seated at the convention? Obviously a compromise needs to be made in order to still recognize their delegates, but yet still penalize them for breaking party rules. We do after all still live in a society of rules. Senator Obama proposed that seating only half of Florida’s delegates would be fair. This proposal seemed to get the support of Bill Clinton as well as a few Clinton campaign officials. Seems reasonable, right? Well maybe it would to a rational and reasonable person anyway!

Hillary flatly dismissed the suggestion, saying she would insist on only 100% of Florida’s delegates being seated. Hillary “I want it all” Clinton is unwilling to compromise to get these delegates seated, which only shows her true colors as a super you know what!

Second question asked, is what does Hillary want to bow out gracefully and end her pathetic tirades to try and save a little face? Answer: Everything!

Bill Clinton had the nerve to suggest that Hillary “deserves” the ultimate consolation prize:

she has earned nothing short of an offer to be Obama’s running mate, according to some who are close to the former President.

So just how much leverage does Bill think Hillary has to claim she “deserves” nothing less than an “offer” from Obama to be his running mate? Are these people off their rockers, or are they on the crack pipe?

This lunacy needs to come to an end! Its time for both Bill and Hillary to come to the realization that they have stomped, kicked, trampled, mutilated, and otherwise defaced their own Clinton brand! To put it bluntly, go away already!

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If you are a man, you’ve probably heard the complaints from your significant other on more than a few occasions, “Why can’t you hit the bowl while pissing?” And if your a woman, you probably still can’t understand how your other half can manage to get the floor, seat, and possibly other things wet while taking a leak.

Well, the long awaited answer is near! Soon, you will be hear “But honey, I’m practicing,” as you wonder how the basic law of gravity can go so horribly wrong in the distance of a few feet. Because now, thanks to an inventor who realizes that for a man to really take anything seriously, you either have to make a sport or a game out it, otherwise it’s just not that important to him, for example: peeing.

Enter the interactive toilet, which pits you against a friend as you control skiers down a hill, or blast space invaders by how well you control your pee!

Gotta love technology!

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