Wizardry in Florida School Gets Teacher Canned

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Wizardry in Florida School Gets Teacher Canned

Posted on May 6th, 2008 by vicezilla

Those damn Wizards and all their wizardly tricks are worse than hooligans, damnit! Hooligans I say!

For reasons only known to the Pasco County School District in Florida, making a toothpick disappear, then reappear in front of students is taboo. So forbidden it seems that the substitute teacher, Jim Piculas got handed his walking papers over it.

The head of supervisor of substitute teachers (Bet ya didn’t know that such a position existed, di ya?) called Mr. Piculas and told him he couldn’t take any more assignments because he’s been accused of wizardry.

Mr. Piculas can be thankful that he only got fired from his job because luckily the good people of Florida don’t practice the “burning witches at the stake” thing!