ViceZilla’s Views

It was heard through the grapevine today, that House Judiciary Chairman John Conyers was overheard saying, “We’re closing in on Rove. Someone’s got to kick his ass.”

When asked for a more official explanation, Conyers replied, “Rove has a week to appear before his committee. If he doesn’t we’ll do what any self-respecting committee would do. We’d hold him in contempt. Either that or go and have him arrested.”

Bring it baby! Rove has been walking around like his shit doesn’t stink for the past 8 years, and its about time someone got out the room freshener! It has come time for Rove to put his money where his mouth is, and fess up about what he knows about, among other things the Siegelman case, and the Attorney firings. He has been telling everybody that will listen to him that he has nothing to hide, and would be more than happy to testify. But when push came to shove about formerly testifying, he started to waffle.

Its time for that lying sack of turd blossom fertilizer to put his hand on the Bible and swear to tell the truth, and start talking. Someone just better make sure there is a fire extinguisher close by, because I’ll bet that Bible will start to smoke as soon as Rove gets near it.

Tags: Bush Administration, Political Rhetoric //