ViceZilla’s Views

If you are a man, you’ve probably heard the complaints from your significant other on more than a few occasions, “Why can’t you hit the bowl while pissing?” And if your a woman, you probably still can’t understand how your other half can manage to get the floor, seat, and possibly other things wet while taking a leak.

Well, the long awaited answer is near! Soon, you will be hear “But honey, I’m practicing,” as you wonder how the basic law of gravity can go so horribly wrong in the distance of a few feet. Because now, thanks to an inventor who realizes that for a man to really take anything seriously, you either have to make a sport or a game out it, otherwise it’s just not that important to him, for example: peeing.

Enter the interactive toilet, which pits you against a friend as you control skiers down a hill, or blast space invaders by how well you control your pee!

Gotta love technology!

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