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“He not only threw me under his campaign bus, he backed up and ran over me again,” Craig said in an interview with NBC, excerpts of which were released on Monday.

Boo-freakin’-hoo, Larry. Cry us a river because no body really cares how many tire tracks you may have on your back.

I really can’t believe how pompous Larry Craig is. He reneges on his promise to resign from the Senate, and now he’s crying the blues because all of his “long time” colleagues in Congress have turned their backs to him. Can anyone blame them?

My advice to Craig would be to shut up and lay low for awhile. Maybe he should use his spare time to hang out in public bathrooms and practice his “wide stance” technique for when he is called in front of the Senate Ethics Committee.

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Sen. Larry Craig says he will file an appeal Monday over a judge’s refusal to allow him to withdraw his guilty plea stemming from his arrest in an airport bathroom sex sting.

As you remember Craig tried to withdraw his plea a few weeks ago, but a Minnesota Judge refused saying Craig’s plea “was accurate, voluntary and intelligent, and … supported by the evidence.”

What part of “Guilty” doesn’t Craig understand?

After the Senate Ethics Committee hearing is finished humiliating him in public, he should then crawl into the bathroom stall of obscurity and be forgotten about.
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Robert Novak during an interview on Bloomberg Television revealed that “sources in the Senate” told him fellow Republican Senators knew about Larry Craig’s “problem” but kept it quiet.

From the interview:

“I have talked to several of my sources in the Senate, and this came as a surprise to me. They knew about it. They knew that he had this problem, and it was in the closet. And it was not just a homosexual relationship. It was this weird conduct. They didn’t do anything about it.”

Novak added, “So Republicans, again, as in the case of Congressman Foley, their cover-up is coming back to haunt them.”

What was once in the closet, or in Craig’s case the toilet stall, is now out in full view.

If Novak’s claim is correct, then the Senate ethics committee investigation into Craig’s case should prove to be very entertaining, not only to learn how long Craig has been doing “weird” things, but also to find out who may be involved in the cover-up.

Luckily Craig is too stupid to resign his Senate seat in the face of these allegations, so we will be further entertained by this person’s hypocrisy during the ethics investigation.

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From last night’s episode of SNL Really!?! With Seth and Amy.
Best line: “Larry, you’re a Senator not the lead singer of Wham!
Too funny!

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Sen. Larry Craig has been chosen for induction into the Idaho Hall of Fame, despite his well-publicized arrest and guilty plea in an airport sex sting, officials said.

The nonprofit Idaho Hall of Fame Association picked Craig in March, months before he pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct after a Minneapolis airport police officer accused him of soliciting sex in the men’s restroom, the organization’s board chairman said.

This really doesn’t say too much for the officials who choose who gets inducted into the “Idaho Hall of Fame”!

I guess if you are really desperate for your 15 minutes of fame, go to Idaho they’ll honor you for anything!

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