ViceZilla’s Views

Somehow, I can see the Strategic Petroleum Reserve as his personal cellar!

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From vision-nary, where they know Portland, Or. well. Maybe a little too well.

Firstly, I don’t know anybody that goes to a strip club for the food. I don’t know anybody who would even want to eat at a strip club! But, I guess if your into watching the clear-heeled ladies twirl around the pole, and all of a sudden get the munchies, what are ya gonna do? But, what if you get the munchies and the only thing on the menu is wings, but your not of the meat eating persuasion, then what are ya gonna do? Get yourself to Portland, Oregon where they have the world’s first, and probably only Vegan Strip club.

Knock yourselves out!

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Those damn Wizards and all their wizardly tricks are worse than hooligans, damnit! Hooligans I say!

For reasons only known to the Pasco County School District in Florida, making a toothpick disappear, then reappear in front of students is taboo. So forbidden it seems that the substitute teacher, Jim Piculas got handed his walking papers over it.

The head of supervisor of substitute teachers (Bet ya didn’t know that such a position existed, di ya?) called Mr. Piculas and told him he couldn’t take any more assignments because he’s been accused of wizardry.

Mr. Piculas can be thankful that he only got fired from his job because luckily the good people of Florida don’t practice the “burning witches at the stake” thing!

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Shit, McCain really is serious about cutting government spending!

McCain Declines Secret Service, Dares Assassins To Try Something

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From the Onion:

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