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Keith Olbermann today sums up a typical news day at Fox News. With so much important stuff going on in the world, Fox News cuts through the B.S. and gets right to juicy stuff. Breast size. Yup, that’s what’s important on Fox News Business Channel, a woman who enlarged her breast size to 34FFF!

Yeesh, I’m not even going to comment on that. 34FFF, WTF?

Keith also touched on more important, although only slightly more important issues like Rush Limbaugh’s “Operation Chaos,” and wizardry in the schools of Florida.

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While Discussing the primary returns tonight, the Fox News team decided it was time to clear up a few things regarding many of Hillary’s supporters, in that they are “downscale.”

Fred Barnes had a hard time controlling his glee when asked by Brit Hume to elaborate on his view. While explaining the term “working class” is only a euphemism for “lower class,” because it’s “kind of mean” to say the latter, he followed it up with “lower class people are also of lower social class.”

Even though at the end of the segment, Hume offered an apology to their viewers saying “We’re all for working families particularly, and those of you who are
working families out there, we appeal to you to bear with us,” it was too late to hide the fact that some Fox News personalities are in a lower sub class all to themselves.

Luckily for us, Faux News is always ready to remind us that some news networks are classier than others!

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There’s nothing really too funny about this video, other than a Fox News reporter runs into a little bit of trouble using a simple B&E tool.

Be warned though, these tools used to break into your house are available to anybody who wants them. And the only people who want them use them for no good! To counteract the criminals who use these tools to gain entry into your house, I recommend a nice, quiet Doberman!

All seriousness aside though, this poor schmuck shows that even a criminal needs a little bit of skill.

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Fox News Sunday put it all to rest this morning about john McCain’s well publicized gaffes about Iran training al-Qaida in Iraq. We can all stop speculating now, because Fox News’ Brit Hume claims McCain just had a ’senior moment’ is all.

Phew, thank goodness it’s only a ’senior’ thing! Just how sharp exactly will McCain’s pencil point be in 4 years time if he’s showing signs of ’senior moments’ now?

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“What is Fox News? It’s just a parade of propaganda, isn’t it? It’s just a festival of ignorance,” Lee Camp, a guest on Fox & Friends said to the host yesterday at the end of his interview. The look on the host’s face was priceless, and the best he could do was quickly move to the next story, a piece on Star Trek’s Captain Kirk.

I guess that is the best Fox can due when faced with the truth!

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