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Bobbleheads. Which popular American personality doesn’t have one resembling themselves? I guess one barometer to measure one’s success and status would be whether or not you have an image of your face perched atop a large spring, which allows your caricaturized head to frantically bounce up and down every time it is slapped with your finger. Oh, the joys of being a celebrity!

Well, its not exactly a bobblehead, but Larry Craig has finally arrived at the celebrity level which is deserving of a bobblehead of himself. Well, not really. It’s actually a “bobblefoot!”

The St. Paul Saints, long known for offbeat, sometimes edgy, promotions, have come up with a real doozy for this Sunday’s game.

While lots of sports franchises hand out bobblehead dolls, usually depicting their players, the Saints are handing out 2,500 “bobblefoot” knicknacks.

The keepsakes consist of a miniature bathroom stall with a couple of lower legs and feet. One of the feet is springloaded and “taps,” which, the Saints’ press release says, is in honor of National Tap Dance Day.

Yeah sure, we’ll go with the “National Tap Dance” story!

Is that a piece of paper I see?

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Somehow the term “behind-the scenes look” and an offer to work for Senator Larry Craig is hilarious!

Seems Senator Craig is seeking applications for interns to work in his office for the summer term.

“Interns have the chance to be an essential part of a working congressional office,” said Craig. “They participate in the legislative process as well as ensure that constituent services run smoothly. For those interested in politics, it is an incredible opportunity to get a behind-the-scenes look at how our government functions while serving the people of Idaho.”

However, being an intern requires that less ‘glamorous’ duties be performed as well. These include answering phones, sorting mail, greeting constituents, and occasionally keeping watch outside any public washroom.

Press Release Here

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“He not only threw me under his campaign bus, he backed up and ran over me again,” Craig said in an interview with NBC, excerpts of which were released on Monday.

Boo-freakin’-hoo, Larry. Cry us a river because no body really cares how many tire tracks you may have on your back.

I really can’t believe how pompous Larry Craig is. He reneges on his promise to resign from the Senate, and now he’s crying the blues because all of his “long time” colleagues in Congress have turned their backs to him. Can anyone blame them?

My advice to Craig would be to shut up and lay low for awhile. Maybe he should use his spare time to hang out in public bathrooms and practice his “wide stance” technique for when he is called in front of the Senate Ethics Committee.

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Sen. Larry Craig says he will file an appeal Monday over a judge’s refusal to allow him to withdraw his guilty plea stemming from his arrest in an airport bathroom sex sting.

As you remember Craig tried to withdraw his plea a few weeks ago, but a Minnesota Judge refused saying Craig’s plea “was accurate, voluntary and intelligent, and … supported by the evidence.”

What part of “Guilty” doesn’t Craig understand?

After the Senate Ethics Committee hearing is finished humiliating him in public, he should then crawl into the bathroom stall of obscurity and be forgotten about.
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Robert Novak during an interview on Bloomberg Television revealed that “sources in the Senate” told him fellow Republican Senators knew about Larry Craig’s “problem” but kept it quiet.

From the interview:

“I have talked to several of my sources in the Senate, and this came as a surprise to me. They knew about it. They knew that he had this problem, and it was in the closet. And it was not just a homosexual relationship. It was this weird conduct. They didn’t do anything about it.”

Novak added, “So Republicans, again, as in the case of Congressman Foley, their cover-up is coming back to haunt them.”

What was once in the closet, or in Craig’s case the toilet stall, is now out in full view.

If Novak’s claim is correct, then the Senate ethics committee investigation into Craig’s case should prove to be very entertaining, not only to learn how long Craig has been doing “weird” things, but also to find out who may be involved in the cover-up.

Luckily Craig is too stupid to resign his Senate seat in the face of these allegations, so we will be further entertained by this person’s hypocrisy during the ethics investigation.

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